Yes, so it's gonna freakin' rain

Look around, it's The City of Blinding Lights. Believe it or not, this city will never fail to blind you. Coming from an insomniac writing this in the middle of the night, rest assured that happiness is not going to be part of this blog post, for sure. If anything, there may be more than a dozen rantings and raving of possibly the randomest things you've ever heard(read?) in your life. Yes, I am the Queen of Randomness and MUHAHAHA, this is my newfound domain.
The most obvious thing that drops at the Speed of Sound into my ickle sized brain is the absolute urge to start writing a personalized character sketch, But then there's something unbelievably delicious about holding back, like the small stain of dark chocolate on a bright red strawberry; Forbidden, Erotic,Fantastic.
Yes, so, of course, coming back, it's been getting a little bit overcast in these parts, and the thought of the impending monsoons seems to delight everyone into a tizzy. Oh My Lord, its going to rain.Yes, Mother of Joy, it will definitely rain. Actually, right now would be a good place to start you off on some insider knowledge.(If you haven't guessed already, that is) I HATE THE RAINS.
When those goopy dark gumdrops fall from the sky, it feels like the Fury of the Gods to me. Brown it is, in these parts, not the proverbial blue that reminds you of a happy e e cummings poem. Oh NO SIRREE, its as brown as a dog rolled in mud, and never as happy.
Welcome people, to the world of dysfunction. I, unlike all of you, hate the rains. Prepare to be flabbergasted. This is me, NOW!